The Schneider
Who invests a lot when football is rewarded. My ones who have no idea. Because who at the end is only one go-shot two goals? Right. The Schneider can actually only one thing: lurk. But he can be very persistent. He curves by minute one to minute 95. He lurks behind his opponent, lurking in front of his opponent, lurking in the offside, lurking at the criminal space edge, lurking on the corner flag, lurking in the halftime in front of the cabin door that someone breaks out. Some say he's just running, but who knows how white, is silent. And his teammates know. Patience and vigilance are special qualities for him. His professional wish: Night watchman in the statistics office.
This phantom has no reason to play, because he would betray himself. Twice per pass, it has laughed, then he starts in the deep of the room: the first time there still where the ball is far and wide. But the second time his moment comes. The moment for which all the lifelong lurk is worthwhile, in which he loosens himself, the pace attracts briefly, the pass reached by the interface. Where does he come up at once, the keeper mouths fishing the ball from the stitches? Who do you mean? He asks his defender.
The Staged Keeper
During football, ten and one stands in the back and freezes. My ones who have no idea. Because at some point, you have to understand that too, it is enough for the comic special with gloves! He can no longer watch what the teammates call football. He also does not see it to pay for all his life for that he was the worst on the ball at the time of the F-youth. And then he changes, curious as a body foot of evolutionary landing, the element. He convinces the coach of the reserve ( Come, only in a game! ) And leaves his gloves in the cabin. The coach knows where he is the least damage: at the very front. Can not be that hard!, Is the pro phony looking forward to hearing: but it's time.
This pity value has no reason to play, because he never has the ball anyway at the foot. Of course, he has grown large, the more consistent, the team relies on the proven stylistic fund of the as half as possible, but also as undramatic innummentation. He was admired that for many years from another perspective, but in the middle instead of only there is even more fun! On the other hand, he feverish es the corners, but until he remembers what he is now allowed to and what not, they have already sailed past him. One day then he suddenly stands before the opposing goal. At that moment he has been waiting for a long time, he has closed himself, then to know out of his prime intuition, as the keeper will react in front of him. But because it has always been a difference between what he's plan, and what comes out (see F-youth), ends his throttle in the direction of Left Triangle on the right corner banner.
The Nickname
At football, it depends on that you train regularly. My ones who have no idea. One, two, three, four..., the coach counts in the cabin before the start of the game and lands at ten. So he trusts over to the sport she and tugs the host of the gas grill, where straight neck steaks (holding shape 1). Into a jersey, he looks like the mascot with his semi-glitch. The Stengel quickly adopted the operating temperature of his grill, but acts completely scheduled. Over-motivated, he invents the single counterpressing on the corner flag and is pleased if he caught at least a piece of tibia.
This hobby black burner has no reason to play, he does not even have a reasonable reason to stand in the square. Instead, he has the body tension of a bouncy rope, he has the bounce of a nuclear divider, he has the start of a walrus, which is sleeping. He does not touch the ball for 89 minutes. But because a game lasts for just 90 minutes, he flies at the stand of 0: 0 with his semi-glitch ahead in a flying ball and sill the leather blissful under the lath. That's madness! That's football! That does not understand that! In the week he already waits brightly in front of the cabin, but the coach leads him gently back to the sports house kitchen.
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